Oh, men

Today was a relatively good day, especially in comparison to my past couple of months. I was happy and made a lot of jokes, some bad, I laughed a lot. It was good.

I just quickly want to qualify all those things people say about men. When people say men are dogs, the truth is they're probably talking about one man in particular. When people say you can't live with or without men, they are probably talking about one man in particular.
I think it's time for me to take a break from men, because they take up too much space in my head, and if that space was free, I could learn German or something.

Thanks for reading, good luck.